Tuesday, 1 May 2018

Could someone please tell Tory politicians that standing as if they're suffering from chafed thighs makes them look ridiculous...

Granted, Douglas Bader did it - but he had a pretty good excuse.


  1. "Neil Harvey's at slip, with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle." Brian Johnstone.

    "Where are the clowns?
    There ought to be clowns?"
    They are right there on the Government Front Bench, Mr Sondheim. What an absolute shower! With the exception of the very attractive Penny Mordaunt, of course, now that the smouldering Priti Patel has been discarded.

  2. I once knew someone who went skinnydipping in the Mediterranean and was stung by a Portuguese Man of War. She stood like that for at least a week.

  3. I'm not at all surprised Helen. I once swam through a swarm of Fire Jelly Fish. I didn't know where their stings were coming from but I certainly knew where they were going.
    The application of vinegar or even urine helps dull the pain.
    I chose the former from the hotel kitchen.

  4. Daughter no 3 sat on a Croatian Jellyfish age 5. The power stance became very familiar over the rest of the holiday.