Mayor Khan has been spotted mooching around the Childrenswear Department at Harrods [thanks to al Fayed he was given a permanent discount] trying to find an England football strip to fit his little body. It is strongly rumoured that he has been invited by the saintly Gareth Southgate to be one of the child mascots who will accompany the England team on to the pitch for to-morrow's semi-final. He will be clutching the hand of Harry Kane.
Mayor Khan has been spotted mooching around the Childrenswear Department at Harrods [thanks to al Fayed he was given a permanent discount] trying to find an England football strip to fit his little body. It is strongly rumoured that he has been invited by the saintly Gareth Southgate to be one of the child mascots who will accompany the England team on to the pitch for to-morrow's semi-final. He will be clutching the hand of Harry Kane.
ReplyDeleteIt was going to be Kahn, but John Terry insisted on taking his place.
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