Tuesday, 10 July 2018

The Mayor of London welcoming the President of the United States...

Mind you, given Khan's record...

...the little twit'd probably even manage to cock that up!


  1. Mayor Khan has been spotted mooching around the Childrenswear Department at Harrods [thanks to al Fayed he was given a permanent discount] trying to find an England football strip to fit his little body. It is strongly rumoured that he has been invited by the saintly Gareth Southgate to be one of the child mascots who will accompany the England team on to the pitch for to-morrow's semi-final. He will be clutching the hand of Harry Kane.

    1. It was going to be Kahn, but John Terry insisted on taking his place.