The Iranian treaty cancelled, Section 40 defeated, US prisoners freed by North Korea - Oh Happy Day!

I imagine my reaction would be...

..."Thank God Donald Trump is in the White House - he secured my release!" Must make a nice change for Americans to have a president who bullies his country's sworn enemies rather than concentrating his firepower on deeply patriotic American conservatives.

I hope I live long enough to see this:

And if someone could explain to me why sticking it to these women-suppressing, gay-hating, terror-spreading, fascist creeps is a bad idea, I'd be ever so grateful:

But you'll have to come up with something more convincing than this twaddle:

Or maybe, old boy, other governments will realise that, if they don't stick to the terms of the contracts they sign with America, those contracts will be cancelled - just as they would be in the private sector. 

I gave a cheer when I heard that the attempt by the rich and powerful to destroy the freedom of the press had been defeated in Parliament - albeit by a terrifyingly slim margin: 

Huzzah! And the news just keeps getting better and better!

Bon voyage! Perhaps Ed Miliband - a Jewish Labour MP, after all - will now stop trying to destroy this country's hard-won freedoms, and, instead, turn his attention to the rampant anti-Semitism which his deranged changes to the Labour leadership voting rules has unleashed within his own party:

Sticking with the anti-Semitism theme:

Away from politics now - this almost makes me sorry I don't use the Tube these days:

Who knew Mars was so dinky? We should invade as soon as possible!

Some valuable advice for young people:

Change "doesn't" to "don't" and I'd be well satisfied with that list - just as satisfied as I am with this, from Dan Hannan:

But - please - don't have nightmares:

Haha haha! RT @catvideos12  This is my brother  LMAO :v :v :v pic.twitter.com/zplc5rBafJ

— Swaminathan P (@swami2005) May 9, 2018