Friday, 31 October 2014

Ed Miliband and the Beggar Woman caption competition

Either she's saying, "Fuck off, Beaker!" Or...

"You're meant to put money in the cup, not take it out, tosser!"

or "Oh, all right, then  - I'll vote Labour."

or "Don't worry, comrade - I'll make sure Kim Jong-Il gets the microfilm."

or "No, mate - you take the money. You look even more pathetic than I do."

or "Oi! I was enjoying that cappuccino!"

or "Even the man who is pure of heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolf-bane blooms and the moon is at its height."

or "There must be a less obvious way to get your underpants out of your bum-crack."

or "Your brudda told me to tell you he ain't forgotten de rotten t'ing you did to 'im, Eddie."


  1. She to him: "What is it you can't face?" [Roger Lewis stand-by]

    He to her: " I've seen you in Zigeuner Baron or Grafin Mariza, right?"

    She to him: " Flag or straight, dear?"

  2. Steve Millerband3 November 2014 at 23:19

    'Here's a small contribution to your mansion tax'.