Sunday, 1 July 2018

Putin reacts to the penalty shoot-out

1 comment:

  1. Apart from being sentenced to stay away from football for six years by the FIFA Ethics Committee in 2016 Septic Bladder has turned up in Moscow for the WC and has been socializing with his old chum Vladimir in the Kremlin [Source: Private Eye].

    I wonder if Putin sent him round to see his successor, Gianni Infantile ["Thunderbirds Are Go!" look-alike] to say that in the event of a Spanish victory their hotel door-knobs could be smeared by Novichok or they may inadvertently encounter a couple of SAMs over the Ukraine on their return journey.

    Now we will never know. Must check out Russia's opponents in the next round.