All undergraduates should be force-fed Thomas Sowell quotes until they see sense

I was in a mood of mild despair the other day after reading that stoodents at the University of Pennsylvania had removed a portrait of William Shakespeare and replaced it with the image of a black lesbian poet...

...It wasn't so much the idiocy of the students that upset me - students have always been silly. It was more the approbatory response of Jed Esty, the chairman of the English department, which caused my spirits to sink:

“Students removed the Shakespeare portrait and delivered it to my office as a way of affirming their commitment to a more inclusive mission for the English department.”

Yeah sure, Jed. The ludocrous virtue-signalling of the cretinous SJW snowflakes and the limp-wristed blether about inclusivity brought to mind these four pithy Thomas Stowell  quotes:

If you're looking for political pith, Sowell's your man. You could say that the 86-year old senior fellow at the Hoover Institution, Stamford University, is America's leading right-wing pith-artist (but of course, you wouldn't). Given that academia in America and here is now almost entirely controlled by pantywaist cultural Marxists who no longer see it as their role to teach their students to think. it would be a great service to humanity if every undergraduate were to be handed a collection of key Sowell quotes with instructions stick on their bedroom walls with Blu-Tack, then explain what Blu-Tack is, and where to buy it, and how money works and where it comes from and... hell, just stick the cards on their walls before they turn up. In addition, a recording of Sowell's gentle, sleepy voice intoning these nuggets of wisdom could be piped into their rooms as they slumber (4am to midday, usually).  Here are the other quotations that should be dunned into their heads as an antidote to the nonsense they'll be hearing from their lecturers and fellow-students:

Finally, in the light of yesterday's events in Berlin:

And if the little bastards complain that they don't like what that nasty man is saying, accuse them of being racists. That should do the trick.