Look, it was an honest mistake. Naomi is the "honorary grand-daughter" of Madiba after all and deserves more respect than that.
Her mobile simply "spat out" the wrong name. "Madiba", "Malaria", "Malala"...what the hell! But be careful and do not goad her. She has form with mobile telephones. In Toronto in 2000 she attacked her personal assistant with her mobile. In 2007 she threw her Blackberry at her housekeeper in New York [Schopenhauer actually threw his housekeeper down the stairs and crippled her for life which puts her behaviour in better perspective] and in the same year she slapped and beat her former assistant with her Blackberry in Rome. No wonder the damned thing is malfunctioning. [Sources: OK! & Heat magazines]. How long before we see Ms Yousafzai [just to be safe] in the House of Lords followed by an advertising contract with Marks & Spencer?
I think the United Nations should appoint her as a roving ambassador in the fight against the spread of malala.
The stunningly lovely former model Lorraine Pascale is currently doing a BBC series teaching non-cooks how to cook. Ten times as beautiful as Naomi Campbell, a hundred times more intelligent, a thousand times more charming, and I bet she doesn;t have a problem telling malaria and Malala apart. And she doesn't have a history of assaulting people.
Given Naomi's relationship with Madiba I was reminded that the actor Idris Elba had recently played him in a film " Mandella, Flogging a Dead Horse". Given that the media are convinced that we are all about to be struck down by "Ebola" may I suggest that Naomi does not tweet her opinion about it in case Elba's name comes up instead - he must be on her contact list. We will presume that she thinks Ebola is bad and she condemns it so there is no need to go public - please note, all celebrities!]. Also, I would suggest she skips any tweeting about Dame Nellie Melba and her various inventions [ the toast, the peach dessert, the doosra] for the time being.
Idris Elba is currently appearing a in a series of adverts for Sky TV box sets in which he has gone so terminally "gor blimey" I'm surprised they didn't have him kitted out in the garb of a pearly king. If I see these adverts many moire times (straight up, guv'nor) then Elba will definitely start affecting my health.
Look, it was an honest mistake. Naomi is the "honorary grand-daughter" of Madiba after all and deserves more respect than that.
ReplyDeleteHer mobile simply "spat out" the wrong name. "Madiba", "Malaria", "Malala"...what the hell! But be careful and do not goad her. She has form with mobile telephones. In Toronto in 2000 she attacked her personal assistant with her mobile. In 2007 she threw her Blackberry at her housekeeper in New York [Schopenhauer actually threw his housekeeper down the stairs and crippled her for life which puts her behaviour in better perspective] and in the same year she slapped and beat her former assistant with her Blackberry in Rome. No wonder the damned thing is malfunctioning. [Sources: OK! & Heat magazines].
How long before we see Ms Yousafzai [just to be safe] in the House of Lords followed by an advertising contract with Marks & Spencer?
I think the United Nations should appoint her as a roving ambassador in the fight against the spread of malala.
DeleteThe stunningly lovely former model Lorraine Pascale is currently doing a BBC series teaching non-cooks how to cook. Ten times as beautiful as Naomi Campbell, a hundred times more intelligent, a thousand times more charming, and I bet she doesn;t have a problem telling malaria and Malala apart. And she doesn't have a history of assaulting people.
You say Malaria, I say Malala....
ReplyDeleteShe says Madiba, I say Mandela...
ReplyDeleteMahatma, medangler,
ReplyDeleteLet's call the whole thing off!
DeleteGiven Naomi's relationship with Madiba I was reminded that the actor Idris Elba had recently played him in a film " Mandella, Flogging a Dead Horse". Given that the media are convinced that we are all about to be struck down by "Ebola" may I suggest that Naomi does not tweet her opinion about it in case Elba's name comes up instead - he must be on her contact list. We will presume that she thinks Ebola is bad and she condemns it so there is no need to go public - please note, all celebrities!]. Also, I would suggest she skips any tweeting about Dame Nellie Melba and her various inventions [ the toast, the peach dessert, the doosra] for the time being.
ReplyDeleteIdris Elba is currently appearing a in a series of adverts for Sky TV box sets in which he has gone so terminally "gor blimey" I'm surprised they didn't have him kitted out in the garb of a pearly king. If I see these adverts many moire times (straight up, guv'nor) then Elba will definitely start affecting my health.
DeleteAre we saying that Elba has gone viral?
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