Friday, 25 October 2013

Chiswick Book Festival James Bond Quiz winner announced! See how you match up

I was volunteered by my wife to set the 60 questions for a James Bond quiz for last month's  prestigious Chiswick Book Festival. People were charged a hefty £5 to enter, and the first prize was a first edition hardover copy of Thunderball. Entrants had two weeks to complete the questionnaire. Because it's so easy to look stuff up on the web - and because the event attracts a very savvy crowd, I knew I had to make the quiz sufficiently difficult to ensure that we weren't swamped by contestants who'd got every answer right.  But I couldn't make the questions so obscure that no one would be willing to fork out £5 to enter. In the end only one person got all of the 78 marks available (real all about him here) - actually correcting two of my answers in the process!

The contestant in second place fell short by just one and a half marks, and there was a big drop after that. If you want to try your hand, be my guest. There's no prize - but my admiration for you will be boundless...

CHISWICK BOOK FESTIVAL JAMES BOND QUIZ

(Unless otherwise stated, answers to each question are worth one point)

1. What was the answer to the question “Do you expect me to talk?”
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2. Which actor uttered the line “This never happened to the other fella” in his first Bond film?
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3. What connects the actress who played Anya Amasova to a brightly-coloured watercraft?
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4. Who was Prime Minister when the first Bond novel was published - Attlee, Churchill or Eden?
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5. Bond goes it alone this month – in what way?
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6. Which Bond villain is described as a 'Chinaman, or rather half Chinese and half German. Got a daft name. Calls himself…’
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7. Which branch of the military was Bond an officer? (1/2 pt) and what rank did he hold? (1/2 pt)
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8. Bond was involved in a fall and a jump last year. What were they? (one point each)
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9. James, David and Boris – what’s the link?
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10. What cost Felix Leiter an arm and a leg?
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11. To which question does Bond – surprisingly – reply “Do I look like I give a damn?”
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12. Which of the following authors has not written a James Bond follow-on novel? Raymond Benson, Christopher Wood, Anthony Horowitz, Jeffery Deaver, William Boyd
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13. A total of six actors played Blofeld in all Bond films, official and unofficial – for half a point each, name four of them.
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14. This Bond villain has three of something most people only have two of. Name them and the villain.
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15. Which famous children’s book did Ian Fleming write?
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16. For one point each, in which films does Bond do the following?:

Use a cello case as a sled
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Use a ski-pole to shoot a pursuer
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Escape by running across the backs of alligators
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Use a mobile phone to drive his car
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Wear a wet-suit with a rubber-duck on top
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17. What is the connection between Louis Armstrong and Rosa Klebb?
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18. In what way is Q actually B?
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19. What is the connection between Bond’s name and ornithology?
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20. Three female Avengers appeared in Bond films.  Name all three.
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21. What connects The James Bond Dossier with follow-up Bond book Colonel Sun?
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22. In Cyrillic script, it’s CMEPW (approximately). What does the British Secret Intelligence Service call it?
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23. What is the Calypso song we hear at the start of the very first Bond film?
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24. It started life as a Spektor, but turned into a Lektor. What was it?
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25. Upon hearing whose name (in a film) does Bond respond “I must be dreaming!”
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26. In what way was Vanessa Redgrave a Bond’s girl?
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27. A former Goon and a former Face – which Bond girl married one and had a well-publicised relationship with the other?
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28. In the novel Moonraker, what does Bond add to his glass of champagne before playing bridge with Sir Hugo Drax?
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29. M’s first name is Merlin, Miles, Mandrake, Morris, Maclean or Murdoch?
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30. Four actors have played M in official Bond films – name them (1/2 point for each correct answer)
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31. According to John Barry, which two Bond theme songs did producer Harry Saltzman absolutely hate?
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32. In the paperback edition of which novel does Bond not appear until page 78 (it was 17 minutes in the film version)?
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33. What is the first line of the extremely brief poem which ends: “And once when you look death in the face.”
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34. What connects “Orbis non sufficit” and the year 1999?
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35. Sean Connery played Bond after a twelve-year break in an “unofficial” 1983 Bond film. What was its title?
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36. In the novels, Bond started off using a .25 ACP Beretta, but changed to another gun after From Russia With Love. What was it?
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37. What is Miss Moneypenny’s first name – Janet, Jemima, Jacqueline or Jane?
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38. Turn these acronyms into one-liners from Bond films (one point each)

ITHGTP  .......................................
S.PS   ..........................................
HHAPE  ........................................
KTBEU,S .......................................
ITHAR-E,S  ...................................

39. Who composed the James Bond theme?
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40. Which Bond novel does this tweet describe? "Me- Hi I'm Viv & this is my story. Unhappy lovelife now work in a motel. Them- two gangsters with dirty minds. Him- The name's Bond. Job done." 
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41. Bond drives an Aston Martin DB5 in six films – name them.
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42. In the novels, what does Bond study at Cambridge - Arabic, Russian, Oriental Languages or Classics?
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43. What does SPECTRE stand for?
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44. Match the writers to the Bond novel:
(a) John Gardner (b) Charlie Higson (c) Sebastian Faulks
(1) Silverfin (2) License Renewed (3) Devil May Care
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45. The producers wanted which distinguished American film actor/director to play Auric Goldfinger (clue: his fee was enormous, as was the director)
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46. What was the colour of Daniel Craig’s swimming trunks in Casino Royale?
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47. For one point each name the villain who:
(a) weeps blood
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(b) can bite a shark to death
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(c) has no hands
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(d) cheats at cards
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(e) can’t whistle
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48. In which novel does Bond try to assassinate M?
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49. How many former British secret service agents turn into Bond super-villains in the films?
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50. What was Oddjob’s nationality?
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51. Name the three short stories in the collection For Your Eyes Only that were used as Bond film titles
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52. In the novel Moonraker, a female character says of Bond that he is “"certainly good-looking ... Rather like xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx in a way. That black hair falling down over the right eyebrow. Much the same bones. But there was something a bit cruel in the mouth, and the eyes were cold.” Who is the American songwriter she names?
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54. “Hm,' said Bond. 'Bogeyman stuff.” - Which novel is this from?
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55. it was going to be called Death Waits for No Man in the UK and Pressure Point in America -  name the film.
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56. Upon hearing whose name does Bond respond “Named after your father, perhaps?”
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57. Fleming mentions a mandatory retirement age for 00 agents. Was it 40, 45 or 50?
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58. What is the connection between the American novelist Carson McCullers, Ian Fleming and Bond?
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59. At which shop did Bond get his cigarettes made?
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60. Name the English originals of these foreign films titles – and which language they’re in (one point each)
007 - Operação Tentáculo
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Åskbollen
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Brylanty sa na zawsze
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Zít a nechat zemrít
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Espia que em va estimar
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