Never mind - I'm sure the UN will sort it out in the charactreistically forceful fashion so perfectly captured in one of the film's many memorable sequences (watch it here):
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]
Don't be so unkind. Maybe young Kim Jong Bonkers is onery, sad and arone.
ReplyDeleteDavid Mirriband: Hello. I'm from International Rescue and we take a very serious view of your...
ReplyDeleteKim Jong Un: Please move a rittle more to the reft..
David Mirriband: No. That's why I've quit politics.