So solly. That should be "grasshopper". I started thinking about David Carradine hanging about in his cupboard with a satsuma and lost my concentration.
Damn - I thought you were using a special Oriental endearment.
Carradine was 73. Why in the name of all that's holy would a 73 year old man be indulging in auto-erotic asphyxiation? I mean, is that what Master Po was teaching him for all those years? "The secret of happiness, Grasshopper, is to die a humiliating, pointless death involving fruit while attempting to obtain an erection"?
Welcome to the club, caterpillar!
ReplyDeleteSo solly. That should be "grasshopper". I started thinking about David Carradine hanging about in his cupboard with a satsuma and lost my concentration.
ReplyDeleteDamn - I thought you were using a special Oriental endearment.
ReplyDeleteCarradine was 73. Why in the name of all that's holy would a 73 year old man be indulging in auto-erotic asphyxiation? I mean, is that what Master Po was teaching him for all those years? "The secret of happiness, Grasshopper, is to die a humiliating, pointless death involving fruit while attempting to obtain an erection"?