In order to get away from the American Election this morning [see Kissinger's dictum about the Iran - Iraq War]and debates about molesters of small children I switched over to Treasury Questions on the Parliamentary Channel [Danny Alexander - what a Mensch] which was about tax evasion and there he was sitting right up at the back with his default expression [intolerable smirk]. At first I thought it was Mr Chuka Umunna with his attracive, gleaming, shaved dome but, no, it was the rarely sighted V-man himself. I hope you will resume your pursuit in the not-too-distant future?
You're not going to tempt me into discussing the V-man's shenanigans until the fuzz announce their findings - I didn't spend ten years in a newsroom without learning the laws of libel. So there.
So I'm buying the wife a birthday card, over-priced, have to support the local bookshop and you know what the guy says to me? At least the world is safe for another four years.
Yes, I think we can all agree the world's a much safer place with someone too cowardly to stop a nice, peace-loving regime like Iran's from developing nukes, or to lift a finger to prevent terrorists from murdering his country's representatives whenever the fancy takes them leading the free world. I know I certainly feel more secure.
I trust you kneed the nauseating liberal twit in the groin and that you'll be boycotting that shop from now on - at least until they've agreed to place an NRA "From My Cold Dead Hands" poster in the window. I'm sure they won't mind.
In order to get away from the American Election this morning [see Kissinger's dictum about the Iran - Iraq War]and debates about molesters of small children I switched over to Treasury Questions on the Parliamentary Channel [Danny Alexander - what a Mensch] which was about tax evasion and there he was sitting right up at the back with his default expression [intolerable smirk]. At first I thought it was Mr Chuka Umunna with his attracive, gleaming, shaved dome but, no, it was the rarely sighted V-man himself. I hope you will resume your pursuit in the not-too-distant future?
ReplyDeleteYou're not going to tempt me into discussing the V-man's shenanigans until the fuzz announce their findings - I didn't spend ten years in a newsroom without learning the laws of libel. So there.
DeleteSo I'm buying the wife a birthday card, over-priced, have to support the local bookshop and you know what the guy says to me? At least the world is safe for another four years.
ReplyDeleteYes, I think we can all agree the world's a much safer place with someone too cowardly to stop a nice, peace-loving regime like Iran's from developing nukes, or to lift a finger to prevent terrorists from murdering his country's representatives whenever the fancy takes them leading the free world. I know I certainly feel more secure.
DeleteI trust you kneed the nauseating liberal twit in the groin and that you'll be boycotting that shop from now on - at least until they've agreed to place an NRA "From My Cold Dead Hands" poster in the window. I'm sure they won't mind.