Not at all silly. My nocturnal visits have for the last week or so observed a formal Olympian routine, with an elegant dressage-style forward trotting movement in the general direction of the porcelain, a hop, skip and jump towards the business area and a post-lavatorial synchronised backwards peleton to the bedroom facility. I cannot believe that I am alone in this.
Not at all silly. My nocturnal visits have for the last week or so observed a formal Olympian routine, with an elegant dressage-style forward trotting movement in the general direction of the porcelain, a hop, skip and jump towards the business area and a post-lavatorial synchronised backwards peleton to the bedroom facility. I cannot believe that I am alone in this.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly hope you're alone when performing this routine!
DeleteOther than the scorers for artistic interpretation, yes, completely alone.
ReplyDelete"Turds exceeding 1.5 Kg should be hand-lowered to avoid excessive back-lash". A notice in a Delhi public convenience.
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