- Public swearing
- Public displays of sexual affection
- People who reveal inappropriate levels of flesh (especially if they're obese)
- People talking on mobile phones (obviously)
- People talking above a certain decibel level
- Tattoos with Celtic, Japanese or any non-Latin script
- CCTV
- Those police signs warning of thieves operating in the area (and, by implication, police not operating)
- Coventry's architecture (if you want to make your city more pleasant, knock down everything built after 1930 and rebuilding the charming medieval city it replaced)
- No smoking signs, especially enormous comedy-sized ones (the one outside my nearest hospital looks like something from a Trotskyite demo from the 70s)
He then points out “all of these thing damage our mental health in tiny but noticeable ways, probably more so than open-air second-hand smoke damages our physical health”.
Precisely.
Here are another twenty annoying behaviours to add to Ed West's excellent list:
- Chugging
- People who evidently arrived in Britain last week selling the Big Issue
- Young people selling crappy tea-towels door to door
- Asking people to pledge money for charity fun-runs
- Criticism of current economic policies by the politicians who helped destroy the economy in the first place
- Medical staff using our first names without asking our permission to do so
- Birthday whip-rounds in offices
- Canned music of any sort, anywhere
- Calling Islam "a religion of peace"
- Headphones attached to MP3 devices leaking noise on public transport
- Broadcasting Radio 4 comedy programmes
- Students pissing away their parents' money by demonstrating when they should be studying
- Any "protest" which entails the occupation of public spaces
- "You are entering a low emission zone" notices on roads into London
- Council signs announcing that they are "nuclear-free zones"
- Blaming "The Cuts" for shoddy work or bad behaviour
- Anyone using the word "ain't" who ain't a working-class American
- People who don't own a country property driving 4x4s in London
- Setting up wind turbines
- Closing motorway lanes and then not having anyone do any bloody work on them
That'll do for a start!
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