My two favourite bits of the Bedford Park Festival (Tube: Turnham Green) are the open air mass on Acton Green on the second day of the Green Days Fete and Crafts Fair (10.30 on Sunday, 10th June this year). The other is the Summer Exhibition of buyable art...
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Showing posts with label Places. Show all posts
Friday, 8 June 2018
Wednesday, 28 March 2018
Norway - the romantic appeal of places where people really shouldn't live
Saturday, 17 February 2018
Jack the Stripper: the '60s London serial killer time forgot
His first victim was probably Elizabeth Figg, a prostitute whose partially-clothed body was found next to the Thames in Dukes Meadows, Chiswick, in 1959. She had died of asphyxiation, but there was no sign of sexual violence. His next victim may have been Gwynneth Rees, whose body was dumped at a council refuse disposal site in Townmead Road, Mortlake, in 1963. What's certain is that the six prostitutes who were abducted, murdered and found dumped in various sites around West London between February 1964 and February 1965 were all victims of the same serial killer. Because seven of the victims were found partially clothed, the murderer was given the nickname Jack the Stripper, but the case eventually became known by the rather more prosaic and inaccurate title, the Hammersmith Nude Murders - only some of the dead women were abducted from, or found in, Hammersmith, and they weren't entirely naked. The murder hunt was the largest in British criminal history until then,...Sunday, 31 December 2017
Local residents have won a victory against the bicycle bullies! Democracy in action!
Our road comes under the jurisdiction of Labour-run Ealing Council. A few weeks ago, we received a notice informing us of exciting, go-ahead, eco-friendly plans to allow a private company to set up a lockable bicycle rack parking storage thingy on the other side of our road - i.e. cyclists would sign up and be given a key so they could open the rack, wheel their bike into it, and lock it again. This would encourage cycling, and would mean locals who didn't have access to their gardens from a back alley wouldn't have to leave their bicycles in their front garden overnight, or attach them to lampposts, or be forced to wheel them through their terraced house to the back garden. There were a number of problems with this plan, namely:Wednesday, 29 November 2017
Saturday, 7 October 2017
Is the sound of Multicultural London English changing? Accentuating the positive...
Entering a local newsagent's about ten years ago, I was appalled to hear two behooded, suspiciously middle class-looking teenage boys noisily addressing each other in the ugly, aggressive, clipped tones more usually associated with members of semi-feral, multi-ethnic, working class yoof gangs - I began to think of it as "Innitspeak", because practically every utterance seemed to end with the ejaculation, "innit!". After that, I became conscious of it all around me. I felt a pang of regret for what the writer Pat Barker called the"parrot cheeriness" of traditional Cockney, which Innitspeak - known for a while as Jafaican - seemed to be supplanting, as white working-class Londoners continued to flee the capital. I wouldn't have minded so much if what was replacing Cockney hadn't sounded so unattractive and so deliberately unfriendly. But it seems I may have been too pessimistic...
Monday, 21 August 2017
Que c'est beau! This may be one of the most beautiful and satisfying buildings I've ever seen!
The address is 77 rue Gallande, in the 5ème arrondissement, across from the l’Église Saint-Julien-le-Pauvre in the square René Viviani-Montebello, close to Notre Dame de Paris (that's enough italics - ed.)...
Saturday, 19 August 2017
Scottish accents v. voice recognition software - and terrible Scots accents in films
Having grown up with a Scottish mother and grandmother, I don't have a problem understanding...
Friday, 26 May 2017
Time to rethink that Florida vacation? The Florida Man Twitter feed might help you decide...
I have a new favourite Twitter feed - Florida Man, "Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero." I spent a few days there 40 years ago, so I'm not exactly an expert on the state...
Saturday, 6 May 2017
Saturday, 8 April 2017
Some days I'm a bit like The Fast Show's Unlucky Alf - but today I was definitely "Brilliant!"
I went for my daily stroll at 2pm, and was walking along, unseeing, locked in my own head, vaguely worrying about this and that, when a tiny cyclist wearing a massive blue helmet came whizzing along the pavement straight towards me, a look of fierce concentration on his face. As he couldn't have been more than four, I decided it was probably safest just to get out of little monomaniac's determined way. His father followed along a few seconds later and smiled his thanks. Then what was presumably the little shaver's sister appeared - five, at most - and, without hesitation, I retreated into the safety of a gateway. "Thank you!" she sang out, as did her smiley mum a few seconds later. That unexpected display of good manners - and all that purposeful happiness and glowing parental pride - woke me up with a start...
Tuesday, 28 February 2017
The St. Michael & All Angels Hymnathon is back this weekend! And here are my next ten favourite hymns - Hallelujah!
When our local church, St Michael & All Angels, Bedford Park held its last hymnathon in 2012 - which involved singing every hymn in the New English Hymnal - it was just one of many events whose primary object was to raise money to pay for our splendid new £500,000 Swiss-made organ. Here's a short video about it:
The strange thing about the 80-hour event...
Tuesday, 31 January 2017
Paris, New York, Moscow, London - Métro, Subway, Метро, Tube
That was taken by Ferdinando Scianna on the Paris Métro, 1987. I've never quite managed to nod off on the underground - the seats are too small - but I've often managed to match the bleak gaze of this Parisian heading for work on a Monday morning:
Friday, 30 September 2016
Did the Scots beat the English at Bannockburn? Or was it a case of Normans beating Normans?
Every country, race, religion and individual views the world through a multi-faceted and often self-contradictory prism of myth and legend (and if that doesn't get me into Pseud's Corner, nothing ever will). Not all myths and legends are untrue, of course, and not all myths and legends are harmful to those whose view of reality is coloured by them - but many are both false and harmful. I suspect many Europhiles of the Islington tendency would cite everything from Londoners battling heroically through the Blitz to the view of the British Empire as an almost unalloyed good which brought law and trade to those lucky enough to be colonised as partially responsible for British voters' "disastrous" decision to "leave Europe". In the US, left-wing historians have spent decades sneering at the myths which have made generations of Americans proud of their country.Wednesday, 10 August 2016
I'm definitely thinking of cancelling that driving tour of Russia...
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If you're on Twitter, you can sign up to the gloriously entertaining, perplexing and slightly scary Only in Russia feed. Otherwise, all these GIFs are available (as you can probably tell) at GIPHY...
Thursday, 4 August 2016
The story of Morris "Two Gun" Cohen is the most bizarre you'll hear all year - it deserves a Hollywood film
We were recently at dinner with friends when, for some reason or other, the subject of British Jewish gangsters came up. One of the guests (an old school chum who happens to be half-Jewish - the other half's Cuban) was trying to remember the name of a spectacularly unpleasant razor-toting London thug of the '40s/'50s, and I supplied the name Jack Spot (actually Jack "Spot" Comer). Our host suggested adding Morris "Two Gun" Cohen to the list. For some reason, I could't stop laughing. Perhaps it's because there's something so cosily unthreatening about the name Morris Cohen - a doctor, accountant, academic, politician, black cabbie, okay, but it's just not the kind of name that lends itself to that type of swaggering, testosterone-charged sobriquet: it doesn't have the same ring as Israel "Ice pick Willie" Alderman, Jake "Greasy Thumb" Guzik, Abe "Kid Twist" Reles or Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel. Mickey Cohen works fine as a gangster's name, so I suspect it's Morris that's the problem here.Tuesday, 26 July 2016
Message to the Daily Telegraph: in the UK - as in the US - a person's height is measured in feet and inches
Today's Daily Telegraph coverage of an Imperial College London study of average heights around the world was bizarre (online version available here). It informs us that British men are now the 31st tallest in the world, up from 36th a century ago. It tells us that the increase is 4.3", but it omits to tell us that the average height for men is now 5ft 9.8in tall, which is the figure most male readers will have been searching for: female readers will have been similarly disappointed not to find their average height mentioned (5ft 4.7in). Throughout the article, every single measurement is given in metric first, with inches in brackets afterwards. Presumably this is is because the ICL study uses metric. Well, I don't care - the vast majority of people in the UK think of height in feet and inches, not metres, centimetres and millimetres. If I told you that my height is 1.96m and my wife's is 1.63m, you wouldn't have a clue (neither would I). The pro-EU BBC covered the story using only feet and inches, while the anti-EU Telegraph favoured metric measurements - which makes no sense.
Tuesday, 21 June 2016
Reasons to be Cheerful about Getting Old - Pt. 823: not ever having to get home from Peckham at five in the morning
One of my son's friends had their birthday on Saturday, so a bunch of them went out to help him celebrate. The evening started with a nice restaurant meal in a civilised part of central London - and ended many hours later at a club in Peckham. Yes, Peckham! My son bowed out around 5am - and then realised he had no idea where he was...
Saturday, 4 June 2016
Thursday, 7 April 2016
More wonderful black and white photos of the world's greatest city, courtesy of the Old London Twitter feed
Damned shoplifters! Although I'm not sure this one had quite mastered the art of the quick get-away back in 1937...
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