Why not do us all a favour, George, and give up eating altogether?
Saturday, 17 September 2016
Thursday, 15 September 2016
Tuesday, 13 September 2016
Crybaby American football players refusing to stand for the US national anthem need a lesson in true class from Usain Bolt
The protests started with the San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who apparently wants to complain about racial inequality, which has evidently forced him and an enormous number of other black athletes to become unfeasibly rich and famous. I'm sure we all feel their pain and sympathise with how they've suffered under the jackboot of American racism.
At last, the stain on my reputation has been erased - I did not write "Eat Them Alive": Evelyn Louise Nace did!
I was sitting at my BBC desk one afternoon about 15 years ago when a smirking colleague pointed out that my long-retired writing alter-ego, Nick Sharman, was the subject of some heated online speculation. Puzzled, I went to the relevant horror/fantasy Trash City fansite and there found myself brazenly accused of having been responsible for writing a 1970s horror novel entitled Eat Them Alive, under the pseudonym Pierce Nace. I didn't in the least mind being accused of writing an incredibly violent pulp horror novel, because that's what I used to do for a living, and, to be fair to the rumour-mongers, the mysterious Pierce Nace had been published by New English LIbrary, the same company that published most of my books at that time. But I did object to being accused of writing Eat Them Alive because - even by pulp horror standards - it is reputed to be execrable. Here's a sample of the dialogue:
I agree with Will Ferrell:
Action Movie Kid - and all my son got was a visit to a couple of CBBC events and a lousy trip to my office!
In case you haven't seen this brilliant YouTube video (50 million page views so far), this is what you get if Dad's a Hollywood special effects wizzard:
Volume 2's good as well: