A puerile, smutty collection of spectacularly misconceived book covers and titles

Impressive!

Even more impressive!

A penetrating analysis, presumably

Honestly - what will they let them do next?

Must remember to add this to my birthday wish list

Lay off eggs and eat lots of figs

Please stop staring at me?

National Trust holiday accommodation advert

No wonder A&E's always so crowded

For the new Guardian children's book range

Now, that's just mean!

But not when you're sitting on some creepy bloke's lap

Attitudes were very different back then

Neither do I, dear - and I'm 63!

I must have missed this particular history lesson

Don't you just hate it when this happens!

Cover of the Brazilian edition of The Shining - honestly!

Sorry - I haven't the foggiest

They certainly didn't mince words in 1964

If you insist, Karyn.

This is the third post in an occasional series. The others can be found here and here.