Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Could someone please organise a petition to rescind Alan Bennett's official status as a "national treasure"?

Yes, I know, Alan - I often find myself wondering, with tears coursing down my cheeks, how we'd all be feeling now be if only those honest, selfless moral titans Ed Miliband, Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper and Andy Burnham were running the country instead of those simply horrid Tories. And then I stop laughing and get on with my life.

1 comment:

  1. I'm afraid I grew tired of the self-concious and oh, so studied Bennett routine a long while ago. Nelson's column is also a national treasure - and that's covered in crap, too.