The very best of the world's very worst album covers

Yes, officer, I'll keep him on the phone while you run a trace

Not only is Heino an actual recording artist, he went on to sell 50,000,000 records. Those crazy Germans! You can see him in oompah action in 2007 here (if you really want to).

Now, is that kind? (Listen to the title track here)

That's just what they'd like you to think, Freddie

I'm sorry, Cody, were you talking to me?

We're hoping it's a phase...

A dangerous combination, I should have thought

Not in the phone box, I trust

Now, that's just cruel

Go, Cat, Go!

He's from Sweden

You can listen to "Wild Hog" right here - not bad!

We'll take your word for it, love

She's from Serbia

And, what -  that makes it okay?

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you

You have got to be kidding

Whoa! Get a room!

Honestly, guys - nobody's laughing at you

And they advise you to seek psychiatric help

Too good for you, mate

Please do listen to William Hung's version of "Little Drummer Boy" here. You will never forget it.

If you'd like to know the story behind some of these truly tragic covers, click here.

There are dozens of sites featuring the worst LP covers of all time, but the slideshow here is a good place to start.