Tuesday, 19 March 2013

I've decided to come out of the closet and admit... I'm Chinese! (hat-tip: John Bamber)


  1. Welcome to the club, caterpillar!

  2. So solly. That should be "grasshopper". I started thinking about David Carradine hanging about in his cupboard with a satsuma and lost my concentration.

  3. Damn - I thought you were using a special Oriental endearment.

    Carradine was 73. Why in the name of all that's holy would a 73 year old man be indulging in auto-erotic asphyxiation? I mean, is that what Master Po was teaching him for all those years? "The secret of happiness, Grasshopper, is to die a humiliating, pointless death involving fruit while attempting to obtain an erection"?