Oh come on! Trump was just a kid of 59 - it was a phase! He's not really like that...

 So I tell 'em it's like...

...then I come clean - sorta...

...and then they get real mad when they find out it's like...

 Then they're all like...

But, when they least expect it, I...

And then I'm like...

So what? They're just chicks. At least I dig chicks. D'ya hear what that Britisher creep Keith Vaz digs?

Sheesh! What a low-life!  And I bet Bill agrees with me? Doncha, Bill? Bill???

Cute chick - third row. Let's hook up after!

Where? Just take the staircase to heaven, honey!

Tell anyone, ya little tramp, and  I WILL DESTROY YOU!