Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Yale and Missouri caved in to their "safe space" crybully wankers - Ohio State told them they'd be arrested and expelled

Dr Michael V. Drake, OSU President
I was otherwise occupied last month when the usual rainbow assortment of whining, pampered, overgrown children occupied Ohio State University's administration building, clutching a list of demands so silly and unreasonable and freaking pointless that I can't even be bothered listing them all (there was the standard anti-Semitic bullshit about cancelling contracts with companies connected to the terror-state of Israel, a demand to see all the college's accounts and budgets - with personnel to explain the figures to them - and some crap about "real food", whatever the hell that might be). Even though the incident took place over six weeks ago, the college's response was so heartening, I thought I'd bring it to your attention just in case - like me - you missed it.

Instead of following the example set by Yale and Missouri, who responded to their charges' diaper-filling tantrums by caving in and offering resignations and promising to squander tens of millions of dollars on meeting the precious little multi-ethnic and sexually-variegated snowflakes' demands for "safe spaces" where they'd be protected from ever hearing an opinion they didn't agree with or seeing somebody non-Mexican wearing a sombrero or being told that someone with an ass the size of Albuquerque really shouldn't wear tight shorts. After all, an 18-year old doesn't go to university to have their values or beliefs challenged, or their own estimation of how attractive and intelligent they are questioned. The people who run Ohio State - God bless 'em - decided to act like grown-ups dealing with cranky toddlers.

 Shortly after the occupation started, the university president, Michael Drake (the cool dude pictured above) sent vice-present Jay Kasey to tell the kiddies that, unless they unoccupied the building sharpish, things would begin to take a distinctly medieval turn:
“Dr. Drake will never receive a list of demands and he will not negotiate with you... If you refuse to leave, then you will be charged with a student code of conduct violation. If you are here at 5:00 a.m. we will clear the building and you will be arrested. We will give you the opportunity to go to jail for your beliefs.” 
One of the bemused little petals, who had evidently never been denied anything in his short, feather-bedded existence, asked, “What do you mean by ‘clear the building?’" Kasey responded with: “Our police officers will physically pick you up and take you to a paddy wagon."

Mr. Kasey then delivered the killer blow: “The people who work in this building should be protected also.” Which represents a perfect instance of turning your enemy's weapons again them (a tactic the conservative commentator Ben Shapiro regularly uses to devastating effect against left-wing opponents).

The whole splendid incident was captured on video (you'll have to turn the sound up):

Naturally, the occupiers - all piss and wind - slunk out of the building, probably complaining about being bullied.


  1. Dr Drake is obviously a man of discernment as well as moral fibre. Unless I am mistaken, he is playing a Paul Reed Smith Custom 22, a particularly fine piece of kit.

    1. I think you're right - the headstock certainly looks like it belongs on a PRS.

      It must be strange for students when the head of their university's infinitely cooler than they are.