Saturday, 6 October 2012

Apparently the real reason Obama lost the first debate is ... HE'S BLACK!

And there was I thinking Al Gore had hit the nail on the head with his altitude sickness theory!

Anyway, who cares who won the debate? Mitt Romney is an absolute bastard!

Remember to hug your dustbinman this week (after you've shaken his hand and given him some water, of course).


  1. Just a garbage-hauling minute... Richard Hayes didn't pick up Mitt's trash. The City of Boston Public Works' Division did that.

  2. So I'm guessing that's the division Rick's going to sue when his body breaks down due to the intolerable demands they've made on him (or because of all that vigorous, manly Yankee hugging he'll have been subjected to by wildly grateful rate-payers) - oh God! I'm starting to cry...