A few years ago a picture appeared in "Private Eye" of a sign outside the Public Conveniences at the Main Bombay Railway Station " Patrons are asked to hand-lower all turds over 1.5 Kg to prevent excessive splash-back. Thank You."
Guitar Village in Farnham, possibly the most friendly and treasure-packed guitar shop in England, used to have an annual stock-clearance event called "Boss Gone Mad Sale", which unlike your posted signs was entirely genuine but used to attract queues of nerds round the block to se if it was indeed true.
A few years ago a picture appeared in "Private Eye" of a sign outside the Public Conveniences at the Main Bombay Railway Station " Patrons are asked to hand-lower all turds over 1.5 Kg to prevent excessive splash-back. Thank You."
ReplyDeleteMore likely they'd be popping their eyeballs back in than lowering a monster that big
ReplyDeleteGuitar Village in Farnham, possibly the most friendly and treasure-packed guitar shop in England, used to have an annual stock-clearance event called "Boss Gone Mad Sale", which unlike your posted signs was entirely genuine but used to attract queues of nerds round the block to se if it was indeed true.
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