Wednesday, 29 June 2011

“Enculez-vous!” - what Britain really needs to tell the EU

The President of the European Commission, some ghastly little tic called Barroso, who looks like the product of some failed genetic experiment,  has demanded a huge above-inflation increase in EU funding. This would mean Britain’s contribution going up from £15.3billion a year to £17.3billion. 

Now, if Cameron had any balls, he’d tell this ridiculous pipsqueak to go and fuck himself. But as Dave is a massive ladyboy, we’ll no doubt wind up handing over the dosh to this fascist organisation while being told that Posh Boy has secured us a great deal.

Isn’t it about time someone quietly informed Barroso – whose sole claim to fame appears to be that he was once Prime Minister of Portugal for two years (equivalent to being the head of the Kidderminster Chamber of Commerce, I should imagine) – and that bald Belgian geek (you know, the one who looks like a kiddie-fiddler) that the game’s up. The experiment’s over. It failed – hugely, massively and dismally. The Germans have had enough, and so have we. Now that the cash has run out, even the piddly little poor member states have had a bellyful.

Paxo summed it all up on Newsnight tonight in his best “outraged old clubman” manner with his opening question to some ridiculous Dutch “Green” MEP: “Is this some kind of joke?”

Well, yes, of course it is – but it’s a very sinister one. 

Go on, Cameron - grow a pair!


  1. I hope for your sake, Scott, that you're ready with the profuse apologies. Kidderminster are unlikely to take this lying down.
    Thursday, June 30, 2011 - 10:08 AM

  2. Just picking up on one of your Nonsense items, did Obama really say we were going through a Teutonic shift in the Middle East. Has any one consulted the Germans? I think the Euro might be going through a Teutonic shift. The Greek economy may well be about to get a Teutonic shaft. But for the Middle East, I wonder whether the President might have meant (or said) Tectonic, as in Tectonic plates.
    Saturday, July 2, 2011 - 08:41 AM

  3. DM, I apologise wholeheartedly and unreservedly to anyone holding an official capacity connected in any way whatsoever with Kidderminster by suggesting there is any sort of equivalence between their no doubt useful and blameless activities and what the useless, grasping, socialist bloodsuckers who run the EU entirely for their own benefit get up to.

    Obama did mean “tectonic”, Ex-KCS, but he said “Teutonic”. Obama frequently mis-speaks himself, but as our slavish, left-wing media wants to have his babies, it gives the guy a break. After all, he’s practically a communist, and therefore adorable. They – famously - showed the same leniency towards George Bush – but I must say I’m surprised they haven’t yet picked up on any of Sarah Palin’s verbal gaffes.
    Saturday, July 2, 2011 - 10:05 AM