Thursday, 18 February 2016

In case you were planning a summer holiday in Britain...

I expect the Times and the Telegraph are leading with the same story.

1 comment:

  1. Apparently, if you stand in the Amazon River and urinate a tiny fish called the Candirú [also known as the toothpick, pencil or vampire fish] will swim up the stream and lodge in your urethra, thereby royally buggering up your day [or days, if there are no genito-urinary surgeons immediately to hand].

    Also, readers of Seutonius ["The Twelve Caesars"] will recall the disgusting testicle-nibbling activities in the pool at Tiberius' villa at Capri. "There's nowt so queer as folk," as Alan Bennett is fond of saying.