For some reason this photograph reminds me that Jo Brand is a judge on BBC's "The Great Comic Relief Bake-Off" which starts on 11th February. So it will soon be time to pop on the old nose and prepare for an avalanche of mirthless how's-your-father. And Wossie has been invited back by his former sugar daddy [ for the umpteenth time ] so that's another treat for us all. But sadly no Russell Brand. He's probably preparing his Reith Lecture.
I'm sure Wossy's team of gag-writers will be honing a large number of hilawious jokes about anal sex, pwicks and bweasts for their boss to deliver for the delight of the Great British Bake Off audience. Nice to see the licence fee being spent on the smutmeister who disgraced the corporation - which was paying the conscienceless dolt £6m of our money every year at the time - just a short while back. Great to see lessons being learned.
I was one of the many who welcomed the Nats' referendum defeat purely on the grounds that Salmond - McToad of McToad Hall - would do the decent things and fuck off out of our national life once and for all. But not only has he been replaced by Britain's most irritating female - HE'S STILL HERE! Fortunately, he's such a bloated, boastful fool that he can't help crowing about his cunning plans in advance of the opportunity to implement them, which should help the Tory vote.
As for Unite, well, they don't really do democracy (they gave us Ed Miliband, after all) and laws are only there to be followed if they're in the interests of the working classes. They never change, these brutes.
For some reason this photograph reminds me that Jo Brand is a judge on BBC's "The Great Comic Relief Bake-Off" which starts on 11th February. So it will soon be time to pop on the old nose and prepare for an avalanche of mirthless how's-your-father. And Wossie has been invited back by his former sugar daddy [ for the umpteenth time ] so that's another treat for us all. But sadly no Russell Brand. He's probably preparing his Reith Lecture.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Wossy's team of gag-writers will be honing a large number of hilawious jokes about anal sex, pwicks and bweasts for their boss to deliver for the delight of the Great British Bake Off audience. Nice to see the licence fee being spent on the smutmeister who disgraced the corporation - which was paying the conscienceless dolt £6m of our money every year at the time - just a short while back. Great to see lessons being learned.
DeleteThat's another million votes for Cameron, right there?
ReplyDeletePhew, the danger has been averted: Labour to give John Prescott a frontline general election role.
If he's looking for a new diary secretary, surely he need look no further than the lady in the picture. Match made in heaven.
DeleteAnd another million, 20 March 2015, Unite prepared to carry out illegal strikes if Tories win election.
DeleteAnd another million, 23 March 2015, We’ll hold Labour to ransom — Salmond.
I was one of the many who welcomed the Nats' referendum defeat purely on the grounds that Salmond - McToad of McToad Hall - would do the decent things and fuck off out of our national life once and for all. But not only has he been replaced by Britain's most irritating female - HE'S STILL HERE! Fortunately, he's such a bloated, boastful fool that he can't help crowing about his cunning plans in advance of the opportunity to implement them, which should help the Tory vote.
DeleteAs for Unite, well, they don't really do democracy (they gave us Ed Miliband, after all) and laws are only there to be followed if they're in the interests of the working classes. They never change, these brutes.