Friday, 5 April 2013

The Korean Crisis: I just can't get the "Team America" theme song out of my head!

Never mind - I'm sure the UN will sort it out in the charactreistically forceful fashion so perfectly captured in one of the film's many memorable sequences (watch it here): 
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!  
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.

Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

Kim Jong Il: Or else what?

Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.

Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]

Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.

Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]  
Kim Jong Il: Good.  
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in] 


  1. Kim Jong Philby6 April 2013 at 05:24

    Don't be so unkind. Maybe young Kim Jong Bonkers is onery, sad and arone.

  2. David Mirriband: Hello. I'm from International Rescue and we take a very serious view of your...

    Kim Jong Un: Please move a rittle more to the reft..

    David Mirriband: No. That's why I've quit politics.