Nice to see that the noble tradition of truly dreadful book covers is being kept alive in the digital age

That old "Boy, Girl, Bear" love triangle

Bless you!

Huh?

Abe gets an eyeful

Elves! Who'd have thought?

That'll be me sleeping with the lights on, then

Nice chopper!

Er.........?

This week's "guess the title" competition

These - and dozens more like them - can be found on the splendid Lousy Book Covers website, here. (Hat-tip: Ed West).