The main robot question was, “What conforms to your vision of a robot?” My wife was then shown pictures of variously-shaped robots and asked to choose the one that she preferred. She was then asked whether she objected to the use of robots in a number of fields, including medical, industrial and domestic.
To employ what I believe is a popular online acronym, WTF?
What could this possibly have to do with the price of fish in Costa Rica? What are these mad sods planning now? Is the next President of the EU Commission going to be a cyborg (and how could we tell anyway)? Are they planning to replace all doctors and industrial workers with robots? Will the next EU researcher to ring our bell look like ASIMO? Or is some waste-of-space bureaucrat simply trying to get through his departmental budget so it won't be cut next year (as if!).
The other major interrogative strand, as I mentioned, was Language. Should the European Union have one language? Which language would advance my wife’s career? Was teaching children languages a good idea? Should all EU documents use one language, or should they all be translated into different languages?
Again, unless this was being secretly filmed for some whacky Indian version of Candid Camera, WTF squared?
Herman Van Rompuy |
So why does the collection of fantastically expensive non-elected fascist apparatchiks who now run this country thanks to the collaborationist instincts of our own political class bother sending researchers to knock on our doors to ask stupendously pointless questions about stupendously pointless topics when they won’t allow the enslaved people of “Free” Europe to answer the one question that would result in them losing their lavishly-funded sinecures, gold-plated pensions and seemingly limitless expense accounts and either going on the dole or actually having to work for a living for a change? (Oh, hang on, I seem to have answered my own question.)
We really don’t give a rat’s backside where robots are used or what shape they are.
Every country in Europe should speak its own language and the EU should leave the writing and issuing of documents to the elected governments of each nation.
There, how cheap was that?
Frankly, I think you should come off the fence on this one. Are you or are you not a supporter of the EU?
ReplyDeleteThat's never a picture of Herman van Rompuy. It's either Nosferatu or some LibDem MP who has just been released from the gym bag.
I'll admit it - I just can't make up my mind about the EU!
ReplyDeleteYou're right about the photograph of Van Rompuy. I made a mistake. It's actually an official portrait of Vladimir Putin.