tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post6333854344803822437..comments2024-02-06T16:17:25.826+00:00Comments on THE GRĂNMARK BLOG: Pre-planned goalscorers' celebrations should be followed by a slap across the face and a three-match banScott Gronmarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15118026157459333174noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post-6065091277628716702014-05-17T05:51:44.077+01:002014-05-17T05:51:44.077+01:00The definition of a true gentleman obviously inclu...The definition of a true gentleman obviously includes the right to vary the rules of Association Football to allow basketball techniques whenever your status as a genius so decides. ex-KCSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post-44372459677990472942014-05-14T17:49:48.390+01:002014-05-14T17:49:48.390+01:00I've always enjoyed Diego Maradona's humbl...I've always enjoyed Diego Maradona's humble, "shucks, it was nothing" reaction to scoring goals - the hallmark of a true gentleman. Scott Gronmarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15118026157459333174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post-73439922600110584512014-05-11T07:23:45.714+01:002014-05-11T07:23:45.714+01:00There is a precedent for your excellent idea of a ...There is a precedent for your excellent idea of a suspension. I think Robbie Fowler got a match ban for sniffing the white line of the penalty box in celebration. Occasionally, one of them gets it wrong. In the 2002 World Cup, Robbie Keane had carefully rehearsed a goal celebration which culminated in seeking out the nearest camera and firing an imaginary arrow, no doubt to emphasise the precision of his marksmanship. Unfortunately, he had not let his teammates in on the plan and found himself bundled away by a bunch of happy Irishmen before he could complete the process, leaving him looking a bit of a prat.. <br /><br />The greatest goal celebration of all time was in the 1981 European Cup final. Alan Kennedy, not a noted net-bulger, was so surprised at scoring what turned out to be the winner that he had no idea what to do. He ran about 10 feet looking puzzled, stopped, jumped an inch in the air and that was it. It became famous but sadly no one has seen fit to repeat it.ex-KCSnoreply@blogger.com