tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post1230840915669353590..comments2024-02-06T16:17:25.826+00:00Comments on THE GRØNMARK BLOG: I'm surprised by what the Lib-Dems consider "phenomenally immoral"Scott Gronmarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15118026157459333174noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post-36691628149234056072011-10-12T19:30:13.087+01:002011-10-12T19:30:13.087+01:00As my hair has just started thinning at the front,...As my hair has just started thinning at the front, I am looking forward to an old age of inconceivably swinish debauchery, followed by public forgiveness from God’s representative on earth, Shami Chakrabarti – <br /><br />The Sainted Shami: “Forgivest Thou this foolish old man, MY Lord, for he hath been afflicted with a Dome of Chrome which madeth him do filthy things, yeah even unto asking a rent-boy to… “<br /><br />The Supreme Being: “Yes, all right! Thank you, Shami – I get the picture.”<br /><br />The ex-satsuma sucker was Tory MP Stephen Milligan who I worked with for a bit when he was the BBC’s Europe Correspondent. Oddly enough, he never once mentioned his predilection for auto-erotic asphyxiation to me.Scott Gronmarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15118026157459333174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2215553202978284468.post-55246488924140702022011-10-12T19:29:58.082+01:002011-10-12T19:29:58.082+01:00Your fixation with Marc Oaten continues [and with ...Your fixation with Marc Oaten continues [and with the Lib-Dems generally]. You have forgotten that he has been officially pardoned by no less a person than Shami Chakrabarti on national television [a few years ago they both appeared on "Question Time" and the sainted Shami took it upon herself to forgive him on behalf of us all while Oaten sat there with a "shit-eating" smirk]. So please lay off. The man had just suffered major hair-loss. With a bit more luck he could have been at the heart of the Cabinet to-day.<br /><br />You omitted to mention other Liberal odd-balls: William Gladstone's "attempt" to save young prostitutes [he was having a laugh, right?]; H.H. "Squiffy" Asquith whose poor wife had to "relieve" him in the back of cabs before they attended social gatherings in order to restrain his libido; and the old Welsh Goat himself who to-day would be carted off to the Priory for a spot of "sexual addiction" re-hab.<br /><br />No, give me "the old swinging by a rope round your neck in a ward-robe with the proverbial satsuma stuck in your gob scenario" any day of the week.<br />Thursday, September 15, 2011 - 10:23 AMSDGnoreply@blogger.com