Life as a 5' 2" Chinese hermaphrodite might hold its attractions. But given that you are a Norwegian who did not grace these shores until you were 6 years old, a better bet might be to carry out a few armed robberies, claim that you are a newly arrived community with different cultural values and hope you get Pauffley LJ as your judge.
Actually, I used that excuse after an abbey-burning and nun-molesting rampage about ten years ago, and I got off with 200 hours community service and some anger-management counselling.
Life as a 5' 2" Chinese hermaphrodite might hold its attractions. But given that you are a Norwegian who did not grace these shores until you were 6 years old, a better bet might be to carry out a few armed robberies, claim that you are a newly arrived community with different cultural values and hope you get Pauffley LJ as your judge.
ReplyDeleteActually, I used that excuse after an abbey-burning and nun-molesting rampage about ten years ago, and I got off with 200 hours community service and some anger-management counselling.
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